"bob and john" (bobandjohn)
12/15/2019 at 18:43 • Filed to: None
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"bob and john" (bobandjohn)
12/15/2019 at 18:43 • Filed to: None | 0
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So, this one made me laugh thinking about it later, but here is how shit went down:
Scene set: I’m in Kentucky (i think, roads f
el
t like Kentucky) ...I’m on the VFR for some reason
I feel like I was running from cops? IDK. I was moving quickly.
At some point, I pass an old Kawi...or maybe it was a old CBR painted green. But I blow by him..then the bike starts to die ...wtf
I pass a bridge, bike is slowly stumbling more and more.. I hook a u-turn and head back to the bridge.
Bike dies RIGHT on the bridge. fuck.
Then I realize...wait. The VFR has never actually run in my care...this is a fucking dream...All I need to is to wake up, all will be fine.
so what does my dumbass do? Yeet myself OFF the bridge to wake up.
ofc, I wake up, and start going about my day...then i realize....
wait, the VFR is carbed..what if I just didnt turn the gas on? DAM IT NOW I WANNA GO BACK TO THE DREAM AND CHECK THAT.
I think the holidays are starting to get to me.
dumpsterfire!
> bob and john
12/15/2019 at 19:31 |
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As somebody who has forgotten to point the petcock in the right direction, this story seems too real for a dream. Aside from the going off the bridge part.
Nibby
> bob and john
12/15/2019 at 19:32 |
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bob and john
> dumpsterfire!
12/15/2019 at 19:57 |
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I was laughing over it with friends. You needed to wake up and your first thought was to jump off a bridge? WTF is wrong with you?!?!?
me: IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME OKAY
Captain of the Enterprise
> bob and john
12/15/2019 at 21:31 |
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I was John Wick last night and everyone was trying to kill me so I can’t talk
shop-teacher
> bob and john
12/15/2019 at 23:02 |
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That's pretty funny!